Oh, um....boys....can you all wake up now please?! It's time for your blog debut!
We'll give our boys a few minutes to get ready...they have just recently arrived from the Canadian province of New Brunswick and have been brought to the farm in Nova Scotia where they are sharing a barn with Miss Lucky Nickel. Miss Nickel does not appreciate this arrangement, but she will learn to deal with it. They are all full angora goats, 2 white wethers and the black badgerface is intact and will probably be used as a breeding buck someday in the distant future. I think they're ready for their interviews now...
Bachelor Goat #1, what is your name please?
"Hi Ladies, my name is Westley, and I'm an angora goat. I'm 3 months old and I'm totally ready for the goat dating world."
Well Bachelor Goat #2, how about your name?
"Oh, charmed to meet you, girls! My name is Inigo Goatoya, you sheared my father, prepare to.... errr...wait...that's not it. Well anyway, I'm Inigo and I am an angora goat, I think I might be 4 months old, and I'm what they call a "badgerface" because of my beautiful markings and my stunning fybur coat."
And Bachelor #3, please introduce yourself!
"Oh! Um....hi! I'm....um....I'm Fezzik. My new lady calls my Fuzzypeg too. Ummm...I'm very little."
OK, thank you bachelor goats, and maybe bachelor #3, you could speak up a little bit? Now we're going to get into some interesting questions so the lady goats can learn a little more about you. First, tell us about your ideal date with a doe, and we'll start again with bachelor goat #1.
"I think a day of fun in the sun is a nice first date. We'd start in the barnyard with a little snack, go for a nice walk to see some of my favourite grazing and browsing spots, and eat some fresh raspberry canes for lunch. I would like to show my lady goat the best that fine goat dining has to offer here in Nova Scotia."
Bachelor #2, your dream date?
I'm a very active goat. I like to get physical! I'd take my date on a woodpile climbing adventure, and then we'd do some afternoon yoga. Hey....are you lookin' at my spare brain?
MOVING right along....goat bachelor #3?
Goat bachelor #3???
Bachelor #1, what is your best feature?
"Certainly I have a lovely curly-whirly coat that drives the goat girls wild!"
Not to mention I also have a really nice rear view!
Wow! Beat that, bachelor #2!
"Oh baby, I'm all about the rear view! You know what I mean?!"
I'm also an excellent problem-solver and I can help you with anything you need!
And bachelor #3, what's your best feature?
"My best....welllll....probably my blue eyes, I think."
Well bachelor goats, I'm sure the ladies will love reading all about you. Anything else to say?
Bachelor #1: Well, I'm all about hanging out with the ladies, so I know you'll have a great time on your dates with me.
Bachelor #2: It's all about the beautiful fybur, ladies. I'm your man!
