Oh, um....boys....can you all wake up now please?! It's time for your blog debut!
We'll give our boys a few minutes to get ready...they have just recently arrived from the Canadian province of New Brunswick and have been brought to the farm in Nova Scotia where they are sharing a barn with Miss Lucky Nickel. Miss Nickel does not appreciate this arrangement, but she will learn to deal with it. They are all full angora goats, 2 white wethers and the black badgerface is intact and will probably be used as a breeding buck someday in the distant future. I think they're ready for their interviews now...
Bachelor Goat #1, what is your name please?
"Hi Ladies, my name is Westley, and I'm an angora goat. I'm 3 months old and I'm totally ready for the goat dating world."
"Oh, charmed to meet you, girls! My name is Inigo Goatoya, you sheared my father, prepare to.... errr...wait...that's not it. Well anyway, I'm Inigo and I am an angora goat, I think I might be 4 months old, and I'm what they call a "badgerface" because of my beautiful markings and my stunning fybur coat."
"Oh! Um....hi! I'm....um....I'm Fezzik. My new lady calls my Fuzzypeg too. Ummm...I'm very little."
OK, thank you bachelor goats, and maybe bachelor #3, you could speak up a little bit? Now we're going to get into some interesting questions so the lady goats can learn a little more about you. First, tell us about your ideal date with a doe, and we'll start again with bachelor goat #1.
Bachelor #2, your dream date?
MOVING right along....goat bachelor #3?
Goat bachelor #3???
"Oh! Um, me! Right. How about....um. I'm not sure, I haven't been on a date before. I'm only little! Whatever she'd like to do I guess. Maybe the library?"
Bachelor #1, what is your best feature?
"Certainly I have a lovely curly-whirly coat that drives the goat girls wild!"
Wow! Beat that, bachelor #2!
"Oh baby, I'm all about the rear view! You know what I mean?!"
I'm also an excellent problem-solver and I can help you with anything you need!
And bachelor #3, what's your best feature?
"My best....welllll....probably my blue eyes, I think."
Well bachelor goats, I'm sure the ladies will love reading all about you. Anything else to say?
Bachelor #1: Well, I'm all about hanging out with the ladies, so I know you'll have a great time on your dates with me.
Bachelor #2: It's all about the beautiful fybur, ladies. I'm your man!
Bachelor #3: "Kisses."