Bunday Blog Business

I am very pleased to be able to blog to you about my new custom-designed furniture piece.  It is befitting a bun of my status to have custom-designed furniture, don't you think?  The male hoomin bean (MHB) decided to take on my order (well, it's not as if he had a choice, but let's make it sound like he did) for a specialized hay buffet and integrated restroom facility.  What a fine craftsman he is!

The hay buffet is a very important part of my daily life.  It gets my digestion going and that helps me think deep thoughts and contemplate my plans to dominate the universe.  Until this point, the female hoomin bean (FHB) has been providing the hay buffet in an empty tissue box.  Her logic (a wee bit faulty, but she does provide the hay, so I'll try to be nice) was that the hay would mostly stay contained in the tissue box, and this would keep things tidy.  I laugh my rabbitty little laugh in her direction.  Did she not realize that I would amuse myself by repositioning my hay box as and when I please, and that I would leave a long trail of unfinished hay pieces as I went?  Seriously, no floor is complete without a good scattering of hay.

Well, the FHB and I do not see eye to eye on this matter.  Something about hay clogging the vacuum hose and not having time for this mess and blah blah blah...


So, the MHB and I had a business meeting about it, as we do from time to time, and we decided....well, I decided and he agreed....that I should have a custom hay buffet with integrated restroom facility.  The integration was necessary because although I am inclined to use the HB- mandated restroom box with fluffy litter, sometimes when I am very engaged with my hay buffet, I forget.  Well, after all, I am a bun with many important things on my mind.  The restroom box fits into the wooden frame and can easily be emptied by the slaves HBs as needed.

As you can see, the hay buffet is clearly designed to offer me maximum access to my favourite hay, while tending to keep it all in one spot, to appease the FHB.

Bits of hay that fall out, or that are dropped while I am eating, fall into the integrated restroom facility. Furthermore, I can be completely focused on my hay buffet without having to remember to go find the restroom box.  It's already right there!

I have carefully explored my new furniture and I did taste it, but I have decided I prefer the hay to the wood. The MHB put a nice hinged lid on the hay portion, for frequent refills.  This also makes a good perch from which I can survey all the kingdom that is mine.

I can eat from the top, if I want to.

I can also keep a watchful eye on those shady guinea pig characters.

I can do my stretching routines to the left...

...and to the right.  It's very sturdy and doesn't topple over when I do my exercises.

All in all, it's an excellent addition to my domain.  Thank you to the MHB for making it.  Until next week, as always, keep your ears clean!

Bunday Blog Business

Hello again my friends, it is time for another edition of Bunday Business.  Today we are having a very serious business discussion.  I was on a very special course this week.  See all my important course materials?

(Well, it might sort of be that the male hoomin bean was on a course, but I have learned by osmosis, you see, so I don't even need to actually be there, because I am a very busy bun and I can't be doing everything at once. What if I wasn't at home to watch the female hoomin bean?!  Who knows what she would get up to. ) 

Today, we are discussing bunning running your own business.  This is not to be confused with bunsiness.  If something is very bunny-like, it has a high degree of bunsiness.  That is a word for another time.  Today, it's all business.

Business is about your job.  You all know that I am an expert auditor and inspector and general overseer of all the important things.  So, this week I have been taking the course to learn new things to assist me with my career.  

For example, I have been learning about being a buntrepreneur!  As you can see, I have important papers from BDC, which is the Bunnies' Development Corporation. You can see right on the front of their brochure that they are the only bank devoted exclusively to buntrepreneurs.  They are a crown corporation, so they are used to dealing with royal bunnies, such as I am.

In case you do not know, a buntrepreneur is a bunny who runs his or her own business.  Like me.

As you can see, there is much to read about buntrepreneurialism, and I am still studying the details.

For example, here are ten reasons to join the Chamber of Commerce.  I am still considering this option.  I think that the Chamber needs more bunny representatives. Reason number eight is particularly appealing to me.  Recognition.  It is important to be recognized as a buntrepreneur with skills and talents.

As you can see, the Chamber of Commerce has written me a letter outlining the bunefits of joining the Chamber.  Reap the Bunefits!  It says so right there!  

All this information requires a great deal of focus and consideration.  I know I have probably overwhelmed you with this small introduction to buntrepreneurs and bunefits. Really, I'm rather exhausted myself.  I'm just going to sit for a while and contemplate my plans to audit the world, and possibly consult with the wooden duck.

Do stop by for a chat next week, and until then, keep your ears clean!