Hi! Hi hi hi! It's meeeeeeee! Lucky Nickel!
Look how big I am now! This is a picture of me with the human's foot. She wears these really weird shoes. I don't know why she even wears shoes. It is much better to just be barehooved. Well, barefooted for her. She says these shoes are the best for being as close to barefoot as possible without stepping in chicken poop in the yard. I never step in chicken poop because I am a dainty goat. She has such big feet she would be bound to step in it. Poor human.
Last evening, a very bad thing happened. Here you can see it coming.
So that's all from me, because I have to go scratch my itches now. All that rain made me itchy...