Well not me personally of course, but the woodpecker does! He was telling me this very morning as he sat outside on the bag of suet with seeds.
"Good morning Claire"
"Good morning Mr. Woodpecker!"
"I do love a nice bit of fat for breakfast."
"Well that's why I put it out for you. I love to watch you eating your breakfast - it gives me a lovely view while I eat mine. Admittedly mine is yogurt, and not fat."
"Well, you get to sit at your desk all day. I have to flutter about and use all that energy."
"I know! And it's cold out there!"
"Yes, ooooh, and sometimes the wind blows under my feathers! Brrrr!"
"I see your friend the chickadee is out there with you."
"I tolerate him. He doesn't eat too much of my fat."
"How generous of you."
"I manage to catch fat crumbs with my tail you know, so I lay it out like a napkin, and then I can clean up after myself"
"You are clever!"
"Well, I must go to work. I'll leave you to your breakfast."
"Right, see you tomorrow then. I'll let you know when I need more fat put out."
"Indeed. Stay warm!"
(demanding little birds, aren't they!)