Oh! Can I type it this time?
No, you have dirty hooves and last time you made the computer keyboard all muddy.
Hmpffff. I was decorating the keyboard for your computing enjoyment.
Today we will add some pictures of you, since you are such a pretty goat. Would you like that?
Yes! The ones you took in the barn? Today?
Absolutely. I have downloaded them and you look as lovely as ever. Let's start with this one, because when I came out the back door, you came running over like a high speed train, complete with whistles.
I was very excited. You don't usually come out in the middle of the afternoon. I thought you were bringing me treats or presents. Even Esmeralda was following me, you see?
We came right over to you...
...and I had to taste your buttons on your sweater, just to see if they were treats in disguise.
Yes. Although treats would have been good too.
So tell the blog people why we are going to Canada, and what we are going to do there!
Wait...let's show them some goat snuzzle pictures first.
OK, well, we are going to Can of Duck, errr....I mean, Canada....(picture please)
.....because we are going to WHINE! Oooh, look at my curly fybur!
Oh. She might have. I thought I was going to be good at it,, because I whine sometimes.
Well you are going to be a very special part of it. You will be a wine spokesgoat.
I will?!?! It sounds very important!
I know! I'm very excited about your new responsibilities. You will even greet people who come to see the winery! Won't that be fun?!
Your eyebrows taste good.
So tell the blog people what kind of wine we will be making!
Oooooh yes, we are going to make Bumblebee wine!
Good grief....you really do get mixed up sometimes. It's not bumblebee wine! It's BLUEBERRY wine!
Well, I was close. It starts with a B.
You would be very bored.
Yes. But I will not be bored at our new home. I will just tell the blog people in a little bit more detail, OK?
OK, they can look at my pretty fybur some more while you tell them.
OK Mom, are you finished with your monologue?
I had to give some details Lucky Nickel! People might want to know!
They might also want to know that Esmeralda and I like to lick your hand together. Isn't that funny?!
No, we don't bite you! That would be biting the hand that feeds us! We like you too much for that!
Can I give the blog people a goat-snuzzle?
Of course you can! Here, let's show them a nice snuzzle pose so they can feel the goatie love.
Yes, can I come in the house now?
But, I've been really good! Hmpffff. Fine. I'll show you my bum.
And then I will run, run, run....
...all the way back to the barn. See me go? Byeeeee!