Yes, it's true. I know you think that I live a wonderful life here, but now the truth must come out. I am seriously deprived. I think it's time for me to tell the world about the things I need....which I do NOT have.
Sawdust Trail's website. One of my lady's friends sent it to her and she was keeping it a SECRET!!! From ME! I must have one of these. How am I supposed to get my proper exercise requirements without a goat castle? Where is the justice in this, I ask you? It is high time that somebody built me one of these.
Secondly, where is my wine? Yes, you heard me. I am a grown up goat now, and I demand equal rights.
And another thing! Where is my proper wardrobe?! My lady's friend has a goat that she is borrowing, named Darla, and Darla has a full and extensive wardrobe. In particular, she has jammies with a rabbit on them. She gets to wear her jammies and live in a HOUSE and chew the blinds!!! This is just an OUTRAGE! I should be living in the house, in jammies, chewing blinds.