I thought I'd just tell you what a great time we're having here in Iowa as the weather begins to warm up. The grass isn't growing yet, but I don't have to hang around under the heat lamps all the time now. Instead, I sleep in my personal bedroom.
But since you've come to see me, I guess I can get up for a while. I do need my beauty rest, but for you visitors, I'll make an exception! Just let me do a little stretch here...
Now, I need a drink I think. What's in here? Well gee whiz, why isn't this thing ever full of milk?
HEY! I saw that. You just took a photo of my bottom. That's not very nice! Well, I mean, my bottom is very nice, of course, what else would it be? But really, you must speak to my agent for those kinds of publicity shots.
I know you like to see me jump and play, so let's do a couple of action shots. Check out how good I am at jumping on this hay tote. I guess I kinda bent it from playing on it. What a landing! I am so agile!
Hey Mom! Watch this!! Yeah, bet you didn't know my middle name is Kanga.
What is that thing you always have on your wrist? Can I have that? I think it might taste good.
You want to look for WHAT on my head? Swirly fur spots? I tell you, I don't have any horns. It's not ladylike. Just forget it, OK?
Well, it's nap time for me again. But do keep visiting and I'm sure I'll see you again soon!